16. The king will surely listen in order to rescue his servant from the hand of this man who would eliminate both me and my son from God’s inheritance.
17. Your servant thought: May the word of my lord the king bring relief, for my lord the king is able to discern the good and the bad like the Angel of God. May the Lord your God be with you.”
18. Then the king answered the woman, “I’m going to ask you something; don’t conceal it from me! ”“Let my lord the king speak,” the woman replied.
19. The king asked, “Did Joab put you up to all this? ”The woman answered. “As you live, my lord the king, no one can turn to the right or left from all my lord the king says. Yes, your servant Joab is the one who gave orders to me; he told your servant exactly what to say.
20. Joab your servant has done this to address the issue indirectly, but my lord has wisdom like the wisdom of the Angel of God, knowing everything on earth.”
21. Then the king said to Joab, “I hereby grant this request. Go, bring back the young man Absalom.”
22. Joab fell with his face to the ground in homage and praised the king. “Today,” Joab said, “your servant knows I have found favor with you, my lord the king, because the king has granted the request of your servant.”
23. So Joab got up, went to Geshur, and brought Absalom to Jerusalem.
24. However, the king added, “He may return to his house, but he may not see my face.” So Absalom returned to his house, but he did not see the king.
25. No man in all Israel was as handsome and highly praised as Absalom. From the sole of his foot to the top of his head, he did not have a single flaw.
26. When he shaved his head — he shaved it every year because his hair got so heavy for him that he had to shave it off — he would weigh the hair from his head and it would be five pounds according to the royal standard.
27. Three sons were born to Absalom, and a daughter named Tamar, who was a beautiful woman.
28. Absalom resided in Jerusalem two years but never saw the king.
29. Then Absalom sent for Joab in order to send him to the king, but Joab was unwilling to come. So he sent again, a second time, but he still wouldn’t come.
30. Then Absalom said to his servants, “See, Joab has a field right next to mine, and he has barley there. Go and set fire to it! ” So Absalom’s servants set the field on fire.
31. Then Joab came to Absalom’s house and demanded, “Why did your servants set my field on fire? ”
32. “Look,” Absalom explained to Joab, “I sent for you and said, ‘Come here. I want to send you to the king to ask: Why have I come back from Geshur? I’d be better off if I were still there.’ So now, let me see the king. If I am guilty, let him kill me.”
33. Joab went to the king and told him. So David summoned Absalom, who came to the king and bowed down with his face to the ground before him. Then the king kissed Absalom.