1. The Lord said to me, “Take a large piece of writing material and write on it in large letters: ‘Quick Loot, Fast Plunder’.
2. Get two reliable men, the priest Uriah and Zechariah son of Jeberechiah, to serve as witnesses.”
3. Some time later my wife became pregnant. When our son was born, the Lord said to me, “Name him ‘Quick-Loot-Fast-Plunder’.